El Exorcismo del Idiota de Oficina

Destiny calls upon you once more..

Somewhere, an incompetent mortal has disrupted the sacred flow of speatsheet.

The stars tremble with rage.. and you, chosen vessel of balance, must now fulfill your cosmic duty through… El Exorcismo del Idiota de Oficina.

Step 1: Offerings to the Office Spirits

Before any exorcism, one must please the hungry spirits of the office.

Offer the sacred taco — juicy, divine, slightly overpriced.

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The spirits are pleased...

Step 2: The Dance of Banishment

To drive out the office idiot’s energy, you must move with divine absurdity.

Let the sacred rhythm of cumbia cleanse your soul.

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Step 3: Exorcise the Fool

Now, write down the name of the one who summoned chaos.

Whisper it like a curse, then let the sacred flames handle it 🔥

Type the name or thing that ruined your peace...

MWAHAHA!

The ritual is complete!

Their stupendous now powers the Techichi empire!

You may proceed… to the next round.

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